- Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
- Friends: Don't forget to socialize
- Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
- Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
- Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
- Society: Don't forget to be perfect
- Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
- Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
I needed this on my blog. The best response to anon hate I have ever read.
REMEMBER WHEN
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reminder that there was a fairly odd parents movie where drake bell played timmy turner who was canonically 23 and still in elementary school
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my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
- me: i don't like him
- me: i don't like him
- me: i don't like him
- me: i don't like him
- him: hi
- me: sweet jesus why are you perfect
